01 10 / 2012
littlegoldfishes replied to your post: littlegoldfishes replied to your photo: facing the…
That could work, though you do have pretty nice hair right now…but I suppose hair grows so if you don’t like it you could always grow it back?Maybe I shouldn’t cut it short. I want to keep my options open, y’know? I want to be able to still do this:
whoa there istari, i think you’re gonna need to step off.
the longer your hair is, the sassier you are
21 9 / 2012
idontevenwhat replied to your post: gonna change my last name to Greyjoy
the Greyjoys are clearly the best house.
YES THANK YOU
no one ever agrees with me on that
05 9 / 2012
idontevenwhat replied to your post: broccoli is actually my favorite food
i love broccoli but whenever i try and cook it by myself i overcook it and then it tastes horrible :(
come over
i will make delicious broccoli
04 9 / 2012
idontevenwhat replied to your post: idontevenwhat replied to your link: It turns out…
hahahahhaaaahha i’ve actually already read that one. yeah, i choose to believe that it’s satire because it’s just so over-the-top, and that’s better than thinking that someone who can get in a national publication actually believes any of that.
If it’s satire, it’s some damn good satire haha
04 9 / 2012
idontevenwhat replied to your link: It turns out that most women without a man do worse in life than fish without bicycles.
a pretty accurate description of how i felt.
also, if you feel like being even more annoyed, this one is great: https://www.nationalreview.com/nrd/articles/313504/boss?pg=1
it may actually just be a hilarious satire
31 8 / 2012
idontevenwhat replied to your post: idontevenwhat replied to your post: idontevenwhat…
I AM. THAT’S THE PROBLEM.
you know what you have to do
30 8 / 2012
idontevenwhat replied to your post: idontevenwhat replied to your post: idontevenwhat…
i could send it to you like 500 characters at a time in your ask box. but that would get tedious fast. i could post it on tumblr, but oh dear lord no.
but imagine the notes….
30 8 / 2012
also i have no actual way of getting it to you? because it’s like tens of thousands of words long.
NO THERE’S NO SEX SCENE I CUT IT OUT.
IT HAS THE GREATEST SEX SCENE EVER WRITTEN IN HARRY POTTER FANFICTION.
I don’t know what’s going on here
but i do know that hp fanfiction sex scenes are always hilarious (sorry :D)
I WANNA READ IT
30 8 / 2012
idontevenwhat replied to your post: hey people send me secrets
i once wrote a harry potter fan fiction. this is actually my deepest darkest secret.
LET ME READ IT!!!!
24 8 / 2012
idontevenwhat replied to your post: My favorite ASOIAF characters: Tryion Arya …
ew why is bran on your list? who likes bran? he’s objectively the worst.
The first time I read GoT I really hated Bran, but I’m rereading it right now and his dreams are amazing so that made me like him a lot more
30 7 / 2012
idontevenwhat replied to your post: hey tell me a secret i’ll start: i secretly enjoy…
who doesn’t?
so glad i’m not alone in this
27 1 / 2012
idontevenwhat replied to your photo: i’m trying to beguile one of you to come over and…
Just eff-why-eye, someday I’m going to internet stalk you, find your address, and mail you a sandwich. It’ll be super creepy.
I WELCOME THIS
BRING IT ON
21 12 / 2011
Hey, I don’t have a problem with tedious dumb stories. You should hear my life.
We’ll share dull, tedious stories someday!
21 12 / 2011
Ouch, what happened?
They took the ring from me. I’m just kidding. It’s a tedious, dumb story…but basically, they’re a bunch of asshats.
