Oh Lord This Is My Life
Mom: So you didn’t go to church today?
Me: Well I woke up, but then I fell back asleep.
Mom: Did Jesus ever go back to sleep?
Me: He probably did when He ascended into Heaven to rest.
Mom: Yes, from dying for your sins, just sayin.
I wrote a letter to my dad - I wrote, “I really enjoy being here,”...– Mitch Hedberg